*dramatic cinematic edgy voice* THE WOODCHUCK STANDS. *thunder cracks as his flannel EXPLODES into a thousand maple leaves*
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck” the woodchuck says.“ALL OF IT.”
John Test wipecracks reality itself the woodchuck performs 150 backflips, lands on a meteor, and suplexes gravity to the fucking K.O
“IF. A. WOODCHUCK. COULD. CHUCK. WOOD” *he opens his mouth that almost devour you and me* “THEN THE WOOD WOULD CHUCK HIM BACK.” the laws of physics file for bankruptcy somewhere and many other lawsuits, Taco Bell trembles WOOD. THE OMNIVERSE IMPLODES FOR A SECOND TIME, ELECTRIC BOOGALO.
*dramatic cinematic edgy voice* THE WOODCHUCK STANDS. *thunder cracks as his flannel EXPLODES into a thousand maple leaves*
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck” the woodchuck says.“ALL OF IT.”
John Test wipecracks reality itself the woodchuck performs 150 backflips, lands on a meteor, and suplexes gravity to the fucking K.O
“IF. A. WOODCHUCK. COULD. CHUCK. WOOD” *he opens his mouth that almost devour you and me* “THEN THE WOOD WOULD CHUCK HIM BACK.” the laws of physics file for bankruptcy somewhere and many other lawsuits, Taco Bell trembles WOOD. THE OMNIVERSE IMPLODES FOR A SECOND TIME, ELECTRIC BOOGALO.