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Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
ed: 24/05/2020

I stand up from my desk chair. I pull up my pants. I tighten my belt. I walk 5 meters down the hall to the bathroom. I enter the bathroom. I walk 1 more meter to the toilet. I loosen my belt. I drop my pants. I sit down on the toilet. I do my business. I wipe. I stand up from the toilet. I pull up my pants. I tighten my belt. I flush. I walk the 6 meters back to my desk. I loosen my belt. I sit down on my desk chair.

There's no one else in this house, and the front door is locked, but god forbid I look indecent to the ghosts.

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