I got a joke for you guys. One day there's a meteor coming to earth and it will surely wipe out all life on earth. So somewhere in Africa a king lion tells the news to all of it's subject.
"Everyone, there is an meteor coming to earth. It will definitely kill us all." Obviously the news is not well received and is met with sound of surpise and sadness. So the lion adds this "Since we're all gonna die, i say we should do whatever we want. Let's just have one big epic party and go nuts. Have fun"
Because this is the last few moments before they perish they partake in many sins. Mostly lust, like a lot of sex, I'm talking interspecies stuff.
So a giraffe goes up to a male elephant and asks if he wants to fuck and, of course, he says yes. Though the giraffe notices the elephant has a condom on and is confused since there is no real reason for it but just dismisses it. After they do the deed though the giraffe is overwhelmed with curiosity and asks "why do have a codom on? The world is ending so it doesn't matter if i get pregnant."
Then the elephant say "oh it's not a condom. It's a snake."
I got a joke for you guys. One day there's a meteor coming to earth and it will surely wipe out all life on earth. So somewhere in Africa a king lion tells the news to all of it's subject.
"Everyone, there is an meteor coming to earth. It will definitely kill us all." Obviously the news is not well received and is met with sound of surpise and sadness. So the lion adds this "Since we're all gonna die, i say we should do whatever we want. Let's just have one big epic party and go nuts. Have fun"
Because this is the last few moments before they perish they partake in many sins. Mostly lust, like a lot of sex, I'm talking interspecies stuff.
So a giraffe goes up to a male elephant and asks if he wants to fuck and, of course, he says yes. Though the giraffe notices the elephant has a condom on and is confused since there is no real reason for it but just dismisses it. After they do the deed though the giraffe is overwhelmed with curiosity and asks "why do have a codom on? The world is ending so it doesn't matter if i get pregnant."
Then the elephant say "oh it's not a condom. It's a snake."