this is basically the reason why tuesday is the meme here
Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
[indicates her binds]
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
[laughs]
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't any of it.
Chun Li: You don't ?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?
Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
Chun-li: You killed my...
M. Bison: Yes yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, but you don't hear me whining about it.
Did you write this or is it copy pasta because it's got the length of a CVS receipt and the story thickness of a bowl of oatmeal. Very well done, i'll give it a 8.5 out of 10. The comic however didn't make me jizz with ecstacy, nor made me rock hard. 4.3 out of 10 for me.
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tuesday is by far the worst day of the week. perfect for the title of a shitty comic
they do call him Bison now that i think about it...
T-T-T-T-T-TUESDAY!
I Came
Love that the quote is taken directly from the show, Norasuko is becoming one of my favorites
Idiot. Everyone knows you have to have people with rifles on stand by whenever your going to do a 1on1
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Take me home (oh, won't you please take me home)
Tuesday? More like Friday, let's go to the classroom to fuck babe
It's chewsday, innit?
It is chewsday I do believe
Ahaa das hot
Nobody cares about Tuesday
*chewsday
this is basically the reason why tuesday is the meme here
Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
[indicates her binds]
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
[laughs]
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't any of it.
Chun Li: You don't ?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?
Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
Chun-li: You killed my...
M. Bison: Yes yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, but you don't hear me whining about it.
What the fuck
Did you write this or is it copy pasta because it's got the length of a CVS receipt and the story thickness of a bowl of oatmeal. Very well done, i'll give it a 8.5 out of 10. The comic however didn't make me jizz with ecstacy, nor made me rock hard. 4.3 out of 10 for me.
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