The Fall of Man

0/10 accidentally cut my dih while jerking to ts

This is just Crazy Dave propaganda.

So that's how we get peashooters?

Someone put way too much thought into "what if lovense was a plant"

Jorked it so hard he made fleshlight plants 

Where can I find seeds for those plants.

For noble reasons... obviously.

pretty funny read but not much else 5/10

Mid tbh